iRod

A ridiculous excuse for an iPod addon, used as a vibrator that pulses to the beat of whatever music the user is listening to.

Karen popped in her iRod after a long day and decided to relax and enjoy herself all night long, listening to Lady Gaga and ICP.

by Mile long dong August 19, 2009

ipod

A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

by damon666666666 July 25, 2008

ipod'd

Getting hit with an iPod

"Ouch! What the **** was that for?"
"Ha ha! You got iPod'd!"
"You ***ing moron!"
"Sucker."

by Golly Llama December 27, 2008

iPod

Some piece of crap that Apple uses to brainwash the youth of North America, Europe, and Asia. usually bought by children aged 11+. They only buy it because:

A) It's sleek deisgn and it's touch sensitive pad wheel
B) They think it's the only way to get to popularity at their school
C) it gives them something to brag about to their friends
D) For guys 15+: It helps them compensate for their excruiciatingly small penis
E) Everyone that surrounds them has one, and they feel they should follow the crowd and talk their parents into buying one for him/her.

Kiki: Like, I like, totally, like, love my, like, iPod that, like, cost $300 out of my like, college tuition!

Me: You stupid hoe, you piss me off. Get a Creative mp3 player. They're more reliable than that piece of shit. ::grabs iPod and sticks hundreds of magnets onto it::

Kiki: Ohhh, like, nooo! This is soo, like, not kewl! Like, sooo!

by PhO' SHO February 22, 2005

iPod pimple

Pimples you get in your ears from Ipod headphones.

The Ipod headphones just gave me an iPod pimple.

by Simon Turkel February 21, 2007

iPod killer

1. A new personal music player (aka: mp3 player or PMP) that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPod empire.

2. A personal music player that has more features, superior sound quality, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPod.

My new mp3 player is an iPod killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has 40 hours of battery life, non-proprietary software and 108dB SNR!

by blox April 21, 2007

iPod Touch

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.

iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"

iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!

Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"

by Chorg October 18, 2009