Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

by Gragesdor January 14, 2018

ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.

Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.

by Mogieymouse January 17, 2021

iPod

a device the size of your palm that can hold music all day and all night. It can also play audiobooks. It's also very customizable in software and hardware.

Person 1: Hey what's that you're listening music from?
Person 2: It's my iPod
Person 1: What?! these are super old and stupid! Listen from ur phone
Person 2: No, shut up! iPods are rad. Too rad for you to understand.

by anonymous November 20, 2021

iPod

a music player by apple, the first one was released in 2001 and then the last one was released in 2022 cuz of the iPhones and music streaming services

guy: hey what's that music player that apple made again?
guy 2: iPod

by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025

iPod Anxiety Effect

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009

iPod Worthy

When you like a song so much you decide it is "worthy enough to be on your iPod.

Person 1: Yo, don't you think Drake's song Headlines is amazing?

Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy

by Demnat November 7, 2011