hypercriticize

comes from the god of all things bimbly
means to yell at someone for doing something they have never done which is exactly what you are doing at the moment.

to the anexoric girl in the corner: fat ass don't eat all those greasy hamburgers *chomp chomp* ohh crap my truck just broke!

by god of all things bimbly May 12, 2004

hypocritic oath

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.

I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

hypocrite

A person who defends both sides of an argument when it suits their needs, and to further their petty agendas.

Jeneane about Hollywood dissent 2003 "There has been so many inappropriate responses to dissent which is the most patriotic thing you can do and the First Amendment guarantees everyone's right to speak out."

Jeneane about the Tea Party movement "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up"

"Did someone say hypocrite?"

by archimedes3.14 February 10, 2010

hypocrite

Black people. The race that always complains about how they don't get their way. Ignoring the fact that white people have given them everything. More and more reparations. What more do they want?

Black people are such hypocrites.

Black people are the most hypocritical race.

by Cajun Society 4 Life June 13, 2020

Hypercrite

someone who is such a damn hypocrite you need a new word for it.

Ben is a fucking hypercrite. what a cunt.

by Billyith the 3rd May 5, 2018

Hypocrite Eggs

When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.

All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!

by Rifle May 20, 2008

hypercrite

A public or influencial person who publicly professes his or her philosophy or ideology but secretly lives a life contrary to that philosophy. An uber-hypocrite.

President George Bush, Senator Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh, Reverend Ted Haggert are dyed-in-the-wool hypercrites.

by Kaliuma September 8, 2007