LAN hoedown

See LAN hootenanny.
Can be used as an arguement against the term LAN hootenanny.

Btone: We's gone have us a LAN hootenanny!!!

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: LAN hootenanny

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: hootenanny

etc.

by Btone June 22, 2005

four holed slut

1. n. A woman of questionable nature (see slut) with four penetrable orifices.

2. a. A ho-bag to the extreme

"I'm bored."
"Hey, let's go find a four holed slut!"
"Yah! Alright!"

"That Sally is quite the four holed slut."

by kevinem April 20, 2005

hosed

jargon: messed up, crashed

I tried to install windoze 2K, but the damn install hosed my system

by [c0x0r] January 3, 2005

Hoedem

To make a hoe of someone. Also a group of hoes would be refered to as a Hoedem.

"Damn! Look at that fine Hoedem" says Taz
"Man, I'm going to Hoedem that biatch" says Tom

by Ninjaaa January 27, 2007

hover craft

Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.

Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.

by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004

one holed skin flute

1. The penis

I play with my one holed skin flute at night.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

holedex

just like a roledex, but for hoes.

that girl is such a slut, she's in the holedex for sure.

by amber arnold June 1, 2005