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hoosedinger 

Hoosedinger:

- the feeling one gets when they are desperate to know the meaning of a word but their brain somehow impedes them to remember, therefore, causing fustration and "upsetedness"

The history of Hoosedinger:
One day, Mr. Fitz went up to the board and said:
"I want you to draw a graph on a hoosedinger travelling along a ramp"
"What's a hoosedinger sir?" the student asked.
Sadly, nobody understood the explanation, and from that day on, hoosedinger got it's meaning.
A student is writting a test and suddently he gets a "brain freeze"
"Noo! Dammit!" he cries, fustrated.
"Oh... he is having one bad hoosedinger over there" another student comments.

Quote from a reliable source:
"I would rather understand what a hoosedinger is than to read my physics text book!"
hoosedinger by JustMe174 June 6, 2007

hoedagritous

Hoe-dag-ritous: Leading the life of a whorish transient prostitute.
Mike feels hoedagritous, when he straps on his stilletos and works El Cajon Boulevard.

OR

Lauren becomes hoedagritous when drinking tequila and dancing in the streets of Tijuana with locals.
hoedagritous by RJ28 October 8, 2007
The female equivilant to a male "Gaydar"
Soley in which females have the ability to tell if other women are hoes, skanks, whores, sluts, ect, or if the woman in question just looks like a hoe, versus actually being one.
Guy Oh my gosh did you see that girl? She was a total whore.
Girl No... she wasnt
Guy Dude, she totally was- did you see her?
Girl I have a hoedar... she was just dressed like a slut, she wasnt really one.
Guy Oh... dang
Hoedar by Angelicious Yo May 21, 2008

Homedepotian 

1. People who spend most of their weekends at Home Depot.

2. The group of people who wait in front of Home Depot waiting for work. Also known as Day Laborers.
These things.....they came to our homes....took our gardening equipment and lawn supplies.....they even painted the trim.....homedepotians i think they are called.....crazy
Homedepotian by Boxer311 June 29, 2011

Horsedingo 

When one has a large flaccid penis that often shows itself through a tight article of clothing, such as a speedo or boxer-briefs; a derivative of Mandingo
Hub: Dang Brett that's quite the package you got there.

Brett: Thanks!

Hub: You're hung like a horse!

Brett: Yeah like a Mandingo !

Hub: What a Horsedingo!
Horsedingo by Hubdingo October 28, 2012

hoedemic 

Hoe•dem•ic

Noun

1. A widespread occurrence of hoes in a community at a particular.

2. An infestation of hoes.
"My girlfriend is so bothered by the hoedemic in our apartment building, She won't even let me go to the laundry room by myself!"
hoedemic by I am The Doctor! July 24, 2017