A sexual act much similar to the Houdini in which a male is riding a girl doggie style and proceeds to pull out and spit on her back giving her the illusion hes done. Then, rather than simply cuming on her, the male squirts onto his hand and yells "Heisman!" while stiff-arming the girl in the face with the sticky hand in the classic Heisman pose.
"To celebrate our football team's victory last night I decided to Heisman your girlfriend rather than the boring old Houdini"
by pinto9988 May 2, 2008
Get the Heisman mug.Amazing person who is fun to mess around with. Heris talks in a strange but awesome high voice which should always be praised, not insulted. She should never be mistaken for an "annoying" or "mentally challenged" girl. So try to be a Heris. Just try. I dare ya.
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denial of service attack by posting a newstopic on heise.de with a link to a specific website. while every dumb-ass will click on the link (dont touch the red button....which one, thiiis? *push*) the webserver will go down for a time x
by rOb October 17, 2003
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Get the hewish mug.Hesis is a term used to refer to an outlandish theory or highpothesis made while high on marijuana. These theories tend to be conspiratorial in nature and tend to occur during an attack of paranoia.
Dude what happened last nigh I don't remember anything but I found some scribblings on the table about interdimentional child molesters, did I have a hesis?
by NihiliSlav April 21, 2017
Get the hesis mug.You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ
by B-da-UNIT September 26, 2007
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