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Hemingway

A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.

In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
Stop saying Hemingway was good; he was just a random lardass closeted Romantic!
by Mashizzlewinks December 23, 2005
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herbing out

to back out, or punk out of a challenge, or anything for that matter.
Yo man, why you be herbing out whenever we wanna go shoot some ball?

Yo, Alex be herbing out every time i call that fool to chill.
by alacom November 2, 2007
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Sally Hemings

Nickname for a cocktail made of bourbon and ginger ale.
He asked for a Sally Hemings. The bartender looked at him funny, and then poured him bourbon and ginger ale.
by SNV October 2, 2007
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Prynce Harming

Sexy and somewhat androgenous guitarist for Hate In the Box. Rumor has it that he humps cats, though...
Dude got drunk and pulled a Prynce Harming on his poor cat in front of everybody!
by ~A BrOkEn ToY~ October 20, 2004
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red herring

a slang phrase used to describe a girls pussy when she is having her period and it also stinks like a dead fish.
I was gonna fuck my girl last night, but she's got a nasty case of red herring.
by suppio January 19, 2008
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Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
by alff September 22, 2011
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smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.
A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.
by elyons September 11, 2012
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