jimi hendrix

the most skilled & magical person to ever hold a fender stratocaster.

Jimi Hendrix will instantly make you want to buy a strat.

God came to Earth from 1942 to 1970 as Jimi Hendrix and taught us how to really play a guitar.

by JJ Falcon March 17, 2008

Phil Hendrie

The all knowing radio god who pwned Tom Leykis like none other.

I decided to listen to Phil Hendrie because Tom Leykis is a deuch.

by Not Tom Leykis April 28, 2005

jimi hendrix

Jesus Christ in mortal form with a guitar.

Jesus + Guitar = Jimi Hendrix

by doomrider7 August 3, 2007

henduism

a not well known form of hinduism, practised only by egg farmers of Nepal. their religous views include placing a warm chicken apon the head of another as an offer of greeting or sexual intercourse this can often be misinterpreted, leading many henduist to think each other as homosexual. founded by a devout hindu named paul the henduism faith is going well with over 500,000 people in nepal and two in east kent believing in this profound belief.

first guy:"im am hendu beleiver in henduism"
second guy:"so am i"
first guy:"have a warm chicken"
second guy:"what no way im no homo"

by paul the mighty egg layer March 11, 2009

Hendersonville High School

Hendersonville High School is a high school located in the heart of Hendersonville near US-31E. This school is the absolute worst attributes of every school combined into one hyper-shithole. My biotic penis has a higher chance of winning a football game than these walking shitters. The average female body count in the August 2021 AP Poll was 30.6, about 35% above their neighbor, Station Camp High School. One half of students here have a crippling drug addiction. The principal is corrupt and politically incorrect. The teachers are actively indoctrinating their students by saying things like "Dont do drugs", and "Wait until marriage." No mentally sane figure of society thinks that modern day youth will listen to your nonsense. These bisexual ultra-submussive cum-sluts are having so much passionate sex that they cant even keep their pants dry in class.

Kid A: Why are there so many whores at Hendersonville High School?
Kid B: They built different.

by Definitions With Class September 1, 2021

Hendo Kick

A golfing term for any good looking shot which, upon landing, defies the laws of flight, geometry and physics to ensure your ball ends up completely up shit creek.

The opposite of a Gower Kick.

Whoa! Unlucky, Benski. Can't believe that Hendo Kick your ball got off that bank. Think you've gone in the lake...

by heimigruntsplatter September 25, 2010

hendo

Hendo: commonly found on the west coast of Australia, this species is almost impossible to find. There is only one known 'Hendo'; scientists have been unable to find another. 'Hendo' has a placid nature, is extremely nice, and will do anything for anyone. If you have heard of, or know a 'Hendo', consider yourself very lucky, they are a dying race.

Due to the fact that 'Hendo' is so rare there is no example to put here.

by mission-incomplete August 11, 2006