heffelfinger

This word is derived from the Dark ages. A mystical sorcerer named Frans Heffelfingerschlammin slayed the great Dragon king Artos. After slaying the beast, Artos came to America and changed it to Heffelfinger. He declared it was to mean " man who slay dragon, change his name, then go to America."

After my adventure i decided to heffelfinger it and move on.

by Dragonslayer47 August 28, 2018

Hefer chuck

a big ugly pig that a guy screw's cuz he cant be w/ the girl he really wants. She's big, fat, and ugly, and sleezy. She there fore has a hefer chuck (aka fat pussy meat). She'll screw anything, cuz she's lonely.

guy1: Mary has a nasty hefer chuck.
guy2:well how would u kno brandon if u didnt fuck that hefer chuck????
guy1: I was fuckin drunk man....

by Christine Marano October 8, 2006

hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

by Cliffie-poo February 12, 2006

heifer

a bigg ass cow, insult

you get into an argument wit a big gurl you would say "shut up fat ass heifer"

by brook-lyunn May 15, 2005

muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.

He huffed my muff all night long.

by andy February 7, 2005

heifer

Any scandalous and evil-minded female with shady intentions.

"Hey, I heard Tamika was trying to snatch up your man."
"I wish that heifer would!"

by urbanchica November 10, 2006

Heifer Dan

Used to describe something that is exceptional. When wow or cool just doesn't work.

Did you see the Heifer Dan homerun Bradly hit last night?

by Teacherdude September 14, 2019