dirty headboard

After 10 hours of work take a girl to a hotel room and duck her doggystyle and break the headboard with her face.

After work I'm giving my I'm doing the dirty headboard on my bitch!

by jack Daniels 91210 February 17, 2015

Rusty Hadron Collider

When one person defecates into another persons waiting anus. Thus leaving one person with two logs of feces iside their anus and colon.

Hey man can you spread and prep your anus i want to do a Rusty Hadron Collider with you

by dookla March 10, 2016

canadian headlock

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you

John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock

by Haaksan May 3, 2016

headrow wilson

Your head and/or hair etc.

Man, what did you do to your Headrow Wilson?
(in above example it means your hair)

Man, did you get hit in your Headrow Wilson?
(in this example it means your head)

by James Dawkins September 10, 2005

bean and cheese headlock

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.

Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.

by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009

Headworms

This is a word used in reference to the female mind. Usually used by an ignorant male when he doesn't take the time to understand a female's point of view or doesn't want to take responsibility for his own actions, he'll use this term to make himself look/feel better to his homies.

Male 1: "Dude, your girl is really pissed. Why didn't you call her & tell her you were cancelling so she could have gone & done something else?"
Male 2: "Girls have headworms and there is no cure."

by Medu$a August 31, 2010

Headdrop

The motion of suddenly lowering oneself's head in response to a sarcastic remark. In text, it is conventionally set off with asterisks.

Joey: Dude, Birdman never raps about expensive cars and money.

Ted: *Headdrop*

by Tlmader May 13, 2011