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headless chicken

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.
Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!
by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022
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Headless Server

A computing device or software to host online content to other clients without any user interface.
'I made a project reboot software-based headless server.' 'We finally made the most powerful physical headless server.'
by BlueNeva October 25, 2022
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jock headlock

Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)
Will stuck his athletic cup in my face last week so this week I put him in a jock headlock.
by Matman September 29, 2013
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love headlock

When someone loves you so much it’s aggressive
Bro I love my gf so much I just wanna put her in a love headlock
by barrib October 2, 2019
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Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
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Amsterdam Headlock

When fucking a hooker on her back, her legs with her panties around her ankles hold the back of your neck.
That broad got me in an Amsterdam Headlock last night
by Cosmic_Snakes February 25, 2021
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Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.
“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”
by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021
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