HAY GUYZ!

A popular way of opening a dialogue on the internet. While some people see this as a instant turn off, (rule 88 of the internet clearly states that; "If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.") others see this as a way of defining who is a "newf*g" and who is cool.

Citizen 1: "did you hear about john?"

Citizen 2: "yea, that was such an epic fai-"

Citizen 3: "HAY GUYZ!"

Citizen 2: "screw off f****t

by none_of_your_buisness88 December 24, 2010

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

Hay Hov

Hay Hov (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

I'd sooner get Hay Hoved out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by TheGregster February 11, 2023

Hay dog

Goth woman with countless bodies. Denies it and likes contraceptive balloon.

Hay dog is shlanging that ween.

by Sicko mode scobben July 8, 2020

Way Hay

A known scammer who will even scam for $1

Way hay is a known Fortnite scammer

by Ryan wls November 1, 2023

Under the hay

Another way of saying "slept on", or the person doesn't understand the significance/what makes it special or appreciate something or someone

Tom: did Jim like his gift?
Jerry: Nah, it is under the hay

by JaneDoughReiMe June 8, 2021

Bailing Hay

Code word for engaging in homosexual activities.

Those two dudes have totally been bailing hay.

by rodblago October 13, 2020