Once you have kids you'll think differently!!!

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you

-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-

by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010

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its not gay if you have your socks on

point in case.

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 8, 2022

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whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

by notarealperson111 March 10, 2021

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do you have stairs in your house

A common catchphrase used by FYAD frequenters. It is asked of users with glaring intellect shortcomings and is another way of asking them to commit suicide by falling down a flight of stairs.

<L33tHAXOR2> LOL DO U HAEV STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
<Bob> Oh, internet.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL FYAD IS LEAKING

by Lurky McLurkflakes April 13, 2005

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You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

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