Extremely gay and flamboyant. A very obviously homosexual person. Can also be used to describe a situation.
1. See that guy wearing the Eddie Bower shirt? He's flamingly homosexual.
2. Having to sleep on a bench every night is flamingly homosexual.
2. Having to sleep on a bench every night is flamingly homosexual.
by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003
Get the flamingly homosexual mug.May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."
by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008
Get the Alleged Homosexual Life Partner mug.Related Words
harmosexual
• Hardosexual
• hammosexual
• hamosexual
• Hartosexual
• hazmosexual
• Homosexual
• Harrysexual
• Halosexual
• hEmosexual
A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
by jsd9632 December 18, 2011
Get the functioning homosexual mug.The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.
Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.
by Bruh243565 May 21, 2018
Get the Ur family reunion a homosexual communion mug.someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.
by the_natsci May 31, 2005
Get the handosexual mug.These people are great! I mean sure, they like making out with their own sex, but they're still awesome.
by YouTube December 15, 2008
Get the homosexual mug.Flaming Homosexual
Two homosexual men, that are very proud, in the action of sexual intercourse, kneel down in front of each other naked. They have a blowtorch in between them, which will be used later. They then both get funnels and 2 oz of gasoline or propane and shove the funnel inside of their penises. They each pour the gasoline into their penises. They then turn on the blowtorch and proceed to "beat their meat" and aim it at each other, but also at the flame of the blowtorch while singing Justin Bieber lyrics.
When they are finally about to ejaculate, the now gasoline/semen mixture hits the fire of the blowtorch and then hits the other 'flaming homosexual', causing a burning sensation and some sort of sexual pleasure. They continue to do this until they are both satisfied or until they go unconscious from pain and loss of blood.
Two homosexual men, that are very proud, in the action of sexual intercourse, kneel down in front of each other naked. They have a blowtorch in between them, which will be used later. They then both get funnels and 2 oz of gasoline or propane and shove the funnel inside of their penises. They each pour the gasoline into their penises. They then turn on the blowtorch and proceed to "beat their meat" and aim it at each other, but also at the flame of the blowtorch while singing Justin Bieber lyrics.
When they are finally about to ejaculate, the now gasoline/semen mixture hits the fire of the blowtorch and then hits the other 'flaming homosexual', causing a burning sensation and some sort of sexual pleasure. They continue to do this until they are both satisfied or until they go unconscious from pain and loss of blood.
by it’s pronounce Fagit. October 17, 2017
Get the Flaming Homosexual mug.