by Linda Flair August 14, 2010
Get the dormont handbag mug.A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.
Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.
Defined by a violent jerking motion and uneven stroke.
"Oh man... you take that sloptart home last night?"
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."
"Yeah, she gave me a brutal Handblaster too. It sucked."
by the akademik July 7, 2005
Get the Handblaster mug.what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"
TM: "...you're like their poster boy."
S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."
TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"
S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."
TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"
by TM June 14, 2004
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Get the hanford high school mug.A boyfriend or girlfriend who is clingy or possessive or follows their boyfriend/girlfriend around all the time (including those that constantly text to 'see what you are up to' in other words check up on you)
"Steven follows me around all the time but seriously, I have a handbag and I don't need any more accessories" Said Kylie.
"I can see how this is going to go" replied Sara "He's a total handbag"
"I can see how this is going to go" replied Sara "He's a total handbag"
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