Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail

CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.

by Rbrum May 16, 2018

the cobba himself

The Cobba who introduces the word Cobba to his closest cobbas

And most important the Cobba Himself will be there

by Vit November 20, 2018

Justin Hamel

A person who thinks he is a ladies man, who can't actually get a woman. Someone who is blonde and has freckles and thinks he is strong, but in real-life he is weak.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is a total Justin Hamel

by Someone thats awesome June 10, 2011

raab himself

Also known as Matt Damon's nephew.

raab = matt damon's nephew

by Timayh December 13, 2003

hassell

fool

your a hassell

by roo June 20, 2003

neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008

Hasselfaced

To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.

Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.

by E.Robey September 7, 2007