hairy hoop

Rhyming slang for soup.

Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

the hairy bird

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.

by hahaaa June 28, 2003

hairy parachute

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007

Hailynn

A beautiful girls name.

Hailynn Ann

by CassieAN October 16, 2008

Hairy Pussy

A good ass pussy

"I like that hairy pussy

by fuckyourmom21 December 1, 2020

Hairy Potter

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003

hairy bagpipes

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

by Desmond October 2, 2004