The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.

The haggis is going off on one again

The Haggis by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025

Irish Haggis 

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).

The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.

Irish Haggis by LA Wise July 19, 2025

Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.

It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.

Boiled Haggis by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025

Hygge-Haggis

Pronunciation: (/ˈhʊɡ. ə-ˈhæɡ. ɪs/)
n.
an informal, spontaneous, yet welcomed get-together of people you may or may not like at a place you may or may not know.

Syn: House-Party, After-Work drinks
from famously indescribable Danish vibration Hygge (cosyness, quality time) + Scottish dish Haggis (mash up of sheep organs)

"Nah Steve, no dress code for later, it’s a bit of a Hygge-Haggis this one.”
"Hygge-Haggis at The Barn Tavern later?"

Hygge-Haggis by Mick Zagger May 10, 2026

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

shagging the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Cum Bag Haggis 

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

Cum Bag Haggis by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018