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Stephen Hawking

A sex move; under the same vane as the ever popular "salty pirate" or "angry dragon". Derived from Stephen Hawking's book title "A Brief History Of Time; from the big bang to black holes". First, you are banging a chick from behind (the big bang), then, just as you are about to milky way, you transfer to said black hole and recite the following phrase...."A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME!!!". executed correctly, and she will reply with "What?". And that is the Stephen Hawking!!
Your girlfriend. A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME "Stephen Hawking"
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Stephen Hawking

To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension.

Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.

Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
I Stephen Hawking because of my trypanophobia and obsession with buttplugs.
by NotTheZodiacKiller June 29, 2016
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hanking

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.
Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.
by McGerald July 7, 2011
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Stephen Hawking

Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.

Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'

The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.

You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.

One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.

On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
by Linnetfan November 4, 2011
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Hucking Beef

To catch large amounts of air while either snowboarding, surfing, skating, etc.

To pull a sick new-school trick (e.g. double back-flip, cab 720, anything gnarly...)
"There's a nasty pic of me hucking beef at Mt Bachelor..."

"He hucked straight beef off of that kicker..."
by BoneShaft December 18, 2009
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hucking filarious

a fun and clean way to say fucking hilarious that emphesizes just how hilarious it is.
by Luke H Knudson November 21, 2011
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hucking up a bee

The act of extolling or promoting the benefits of someone else's bullshit idea to the point of looking like a total fool.
Sarah Huckasplain was hucking up a bee with regard to Trump's tax cuts for the middle class.
by LostFido January 23, 2018
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