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grundleking

An expert in the area betwixt the anus and genitals that also is particularly outspoken in their art, so much so that they claim a self-declared royal authority of all things grundle-related.
Mercutio- "Bend thy back, and behold the grundleking!"
by Themistocles December 11, 2008
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grundle snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle taint with one's penis
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed
1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"
by P. I. Staker December 27, 2008
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grundlestiltskin

Mythical creature that leave tiny sweat ball treasures on a man's grundle
My girlfriend was going to go down on me until she realized that grundlestiltskin had already been there
by jkidchaos4 July 3, 2007
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Grundle Stab

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.
n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.
by Harry the Batbitch October 9, 2007
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Grundle Spear

When a punter is tackled in midkick.
by themac January 15, 2009
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grinkledorf

The troll-esque girl that lives next door. She is absolutely pretentious and claims "Dance is my outlet, but writing is my passion." She must be avoided at all costs.
Grinkledorf: Hey there, I'm a girl!
by Grandpa Grinkle February 2, 2009
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hansel and grundle

This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.
Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!
by wild chewbacca November 22, 2011
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