A gremlin is someone who is deceivingly cool. She seems like someone you would really like to know, but once you do, you regret it instantly. She is shockingly good at Facebook stalking, and will find your parents' names and hometown within minutes. She also knows an uncanny amount about the inner workings of the mafia. She lurks around the halls looking for candy corn, and her favorite catch phrase is "teeheehee". On halloween, she turns into a spooky ho and dances on elevated surfaces.
"Dude, did you see what Gremlin sent in the group chat last night?"
"Yeah man, how did she find out your aunt's name is Mary?"
"I have no idea."
"Yeah man, how did she find out your aunt's name is Mary?"
"I have no idea."
by cami151 November 10, 2019
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I was talking to this bitch at the club and then the whoa lights came on and that bitch was a Gremlin.
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Gary stole hella percocets from his fathers prescription so him and his friends could be super gremlins
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I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
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" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
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A gremlin is extremely dangerous because friends may see him/her as great, but behind closed doors s/he turns into a monster, leaving you defenseless and alone against their manipulative power. Dating a gremlin is a very, very dangerous thing with long-term consequences. However, sleeping with a gremlin can be a very enjoyable experience.
A gremlin is extremely dangerous because friends may see him/her as great, but behind closed doors s/he turns into a monster, leaving you defenseless and alone against their manipulative power. Dating a gremlin is a very, very dangerous thing with long-term consequences. However, sleeping with a gremlin can be a very enjoyable experience.
Roommate: "Why would you ever break up with that girl Kaylee? She was great!"
Gremlin's ex: "She was total gremlin. While we were dating, she sprayed pepper spray at me, made a pass on my best friend, punched me in the face, and even fucked a freshman!"
Roommate:"Really? Holy shit! She even made us all brownies! You should have said something. Fucking gremlin..."
Gremlin's ex: "She was total gremlin. While we were dating, she sprayed pepper spray at me, made a pass on my best friend, punched me in the face, and even fucked a freshman!"
Roommate:"Really? Holy shit! She even made us all brownies! You should have said something. Fucking gremlin..."
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