gonclif's definitions
A girl or guy that seems perfect (warm, cuddly), but has a dark side (cold, scaly) lurking underneath. This dark side may come out during drinking sessions (i.e. "fed after midnight") or at unpredictable times.
A gremlin is extremely dangerous because friends may see him/her as great, but behind closed doors s/he turns into a monster, leaving you defenseless and alone against their manipulative power. Dating a gremlin is a very, very dangerous thing with long-term consequences. However, sleeping with a gremlin can be a very enjoyable experience.
A gremlin is extremely dangerous because friends may see him/her as great, but behind closed doors s/he turns into a monster, leaving you defenseless and alone against their manipulative power. Dating a gremlin is a very, very dangerous thing with long-term consequences. However, sleeping with a gremlin can be a very enjoyable experience.
Roommate: "Why would you ever break up with that girl Kaylee? She was great!"
Gremlin's ex: "She was total gremlin. While we were dating, she sprayed pepper spray at me, made a pass on my best friend, punched me in the face, and even fucked a freshman!"
Roommate:"Really? Holy shit! She even made us all brownies! You should have said something. Fucking gremlin..."
Gremlin's ex: "She was total gremlin. While we were dating, she sprayed pepper spray at me, made a pass on my best friend, punched me in the face, and even fucked a freshman!"
Roommate:"Really? Holy shit! She even made us all brownies! You should have said something. Fucking gremlin..."
by gonclif January 3, 2009
Get the gremlinmug.