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Greed

Sexually interacting with another individual , with no intention to go any further than a hookup or one night stand. Commonly practiced by fuck boys and sluts. Greed can also mean inordinate desire to possess wealth, goods, or objects of abstract value with the intention to keep it for one's self, far beyond the dictates of basic survival and comfort.
"Tom: Sally is so hot...I'm going to try greed her at your party."
"Eric: OMG you greeder! "

"Jack is so greedy, he never shares his centrelink money."
by greeder69 September 14, 2015
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groupon greed

When a small company sees unexpected groupon success beyond their wildest dreams leading them to ignore existing customers and focus on luring new ones.
-Did you see they're having another groupon - my order hasn't shipped from the first one yet?
-I know - they have groupon greed!
by e.a.s April 4, 2011
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Greed

1. The pursuit of things that one already has an excess of.

2. Not wanting to use any excess of something to help mankind in anyway other than benefiting or bettering themselves.

Also one of "The 7 Deadly Sins."
The billionaire often criticizes the Salvation Army because if he donates money (which he will NEVER do) the donation will not be in "his/her name" and the Salvation Army will get the "credit" for his donation.

The billionaire is greedy for a non-greedy person would not care as long as it would go to the betterment of a person in need.

In an extreme case of greediness the billionaire may try to make it seem like donating to the Salvation Army is a scam and they keep the money for themselves.
by TheLightDreamer December 28, 2011
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greedymoose

website for internet vouchers, coupons and money saving links
that moose is so greedy!
by greedymooseman July 4, 2003
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Greedy

A slang term that is used to describe the severity of something. It can be used positively or negatively.
Ex: She lives over there? Dont go by yourself, that neighborhood is greedy.
Ex: Person 1: Did you see the shoes I wore to the party last week? Person 2: Yeh, I liked those, they were greedy.
by ArnoldsMind October 12, 2015
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Greedo

Person: Bro, Mr. Krabs is such a greedo
Person: I know, right?
by dictonaryboy May 12, 2023
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pumpkin greed

(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.
When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.

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Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.

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Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
by Beetle Becca January 22, 2009
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