greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

greasy hoop by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012

Greasy mop 

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.

Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?

Greasy mop by Golfwang January 20, 2014

Greasy chode 

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

Greasy chode by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

Greasy slide 

When both male and female ejaculate on to the floor after coitus, then use it as a slip n slide.

Hannah very much enjoyed her greasy slide with Nathan.

Greasy slide by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014

greasy chook 

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication

Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!

greasy chook by Iamreallymessedup101 December 2, 2015

Greasy Gumble Gamble 

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.

'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"

Greasy Gumble Gamble by The True Addendum July 19, 2016

Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

Greasy Grundle by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017