greasy reacharound

this happens to those members of society that are blessed to work at a fried chicken restraunt such as KFC of Popeye's. sometime near closing or during cleanup one will unexpectidely be the benefactor of a reacharound that includes the liberal use of warm fried chicken grease. it is said to be one of the strongest climaxes known to man due to the overwhelming sexual sensation combined with the smell of warm biscuits and fried chicken.

I know she fucked up and made extra of the original recipe today because there was plenty of extra ingredients for Trixie to give me the greasy reacharound. Her hair smelled like biscuits and I felt like there was a Cajun Sparkle explosion in my pants.

by Co. Sanders October 6, 2007

Greasy Pepe

A 'greasy pepe' is the act of cramming a burrito up one's anus, then proceeding to flex said anus muscles in hopes that said burrito will explode/leak/ooze. A willing participant will be behind/under the burrito-ed participant to catch contents in mouth.

I gave Sharlene the ol' greasy pepe last night and the cheese hit the wall, man.

by corey trevor lahey August 29, 2006

greasy wombat

When a girl gets mad at her partners small dick and cuts it off. Then with an angry face, eats it with mustard.

Jemdun lost his penis last night...latisha devoured it! It was a greasy wombat!

by catman1734 February 12, 2010

the greasy snowman

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.

Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."

by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011

greasy pussbag

When you are having sex and somebody shoves fast food items into your vagina.

What should we do with all of these fast food items! I know lets shove them up my vagina. Greasy pussbag

by spartain yankees October 31, 2009

Greasy Sparrow

Fist a girl while whistling like a sparrow.

The young child followed the beautiful music through the house only to find his parents enjoying a greasy sparrow.

by Store 729 January 12, 2004

greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).

Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.

by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013