Definitions by Golfwang

shamal

means “on god”

“bro shamal candice has a bunda”
“who’s candice?”

shamal by golfwang May 11, 2022

Greasy mop 

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.

Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?

Greasy mop by Golfwang January 20, 2014

SATease 

getting a higher score on your first SAT then your second or third attempt

Eric: "What did you get on your first SAT?"
Patrick: "1160, i should dominate this next one"
*Checks scores*
Patrick: "Damn, a 1050 what an SATease"

SATease by GOLFWANG May 21, 2011