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gravity clam

Too much sex will give you a gravity clam
by Kinkykittie August 12, 2017
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Gravity Void Nebula

A gravity void nebula is a common anomoly that occurs inside of toilets where ones dick will acctualy fly upwards instead of hanging down when one sits on it.
Yea i have to hold my dick down because i have a Gravity Void Nebula in my toilet.
by abbe1123 January 8, 2017
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Gravity Bong

An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.
An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.
by harrypothead420 July 16, 2018
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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Gravity Corp

A Trash Game Company that hates rec room.
Person 1: Gravity Corp so good.
Person 2: Rec Room better.
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Aussie Gravity

When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN
joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY
by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022
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Gravity

A mysterious force caused by tiny particles that makes you die in a black hole.
You died because you the mysterious gravity force killed u.
by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT November 21, 2018
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