The nicest, warmest, gentlest race of person there is. They cook well, dance well, and always have a story to share. Sure their rack is down to their knees, but they will always be there for you.
"I watched big momma's house 2 yesterday"
"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"
"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"
by LaRhondrisha January 5, 2010
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"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005
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Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.
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Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.
I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010
Get the Took Grandma to Applebee's mug.When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.
That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.
Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.
Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.
by kafaboy June 9, 2011
Get the I Am Your Grandma mug.Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.
by TSM April 5, 2005
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