dirty goran

When you grab a handful of Legos, jam it up your ass hole, squat over her face and fart it all over her face.

Hey girl, why is your face all bruised?

I couldn't be fucked blowing him, so he gave me a dirty Goran instead

by Ard3n March 8, 2021

Mikhail Gorbachev

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006

Steven Gerrard

the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.

there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.

one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.

by chelsea boy December 23, 2007

gorbals

Gorbals is that one piece of shameful evidence of historical exploitation done to a people, gang-raped by The English. It is the very first organized public housing system that housed many a vulnerable/impoverished person and family. It is a single piece of information that reveals that government/city developers did not know anything about human nature of evolution before they forced folks into this Concrete Jungle. The Gorbals, as with any ghetto, is set up to 'frag' the people not in power.

If one wishes to see the decay of family integrity one need only look at the families that have been forced to reside in the Gorbals.

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

drake goranson

likes to fuck pussy and girls ass with condoms

i like pussy drake goranson said

by eric pussy October 5, 2011

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

Goran

Quite possibly the ugliest creature to ever exist in this world.

Goran is just really fucking ugly

by LegitDefinitions December 7, 2010