Golden Rule

It's not gay when it's in a 3-way. Not to be confused with the ethnic of reciprocity.

the lonely island song about the Golden Rule

by John "Lugh" Fowler July 1, 2011

golden butthole

A term used for someone who rarely or never gets diarrhea, not matter what they eat

Matt can eat all the Taco Bell in the world, cause he has a golden butthole.

by jonnigga February 22, 2015

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.

I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.

by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009

Golden Harrington

When a coastie male is in the physical act of sexual intercourse, more specifically performing his perfected Chilli Dog or Swedish Periscope maneuver and due to the constant extreme levels of alcohol within his system, just prior to climaxing and spraying his intoxicated maiden or sailor down with his gentleman’s sausage sauce, an uncontrolled golden shower of urine is excreted onto the unsuspecting mates chest.

Coastie Joey had been on a vacation to Cuba and much like most drill weekends, he found himself piss drunk and on a three day drunken bender looking for a young beautiful willing “girl” on island B to cozy up to. They would have a few laughs, perhaps a dance, gallons and gallons of alcohol (any kind will do) and when the moment was just right and the two were sharing the most intimate Chilli Dog sexual act, he rained down with an alcohol, semen and urine filled Golden Harrington onto the chest of his love of the night.

by Hello Sunshine Fred December 11, 2018

Golden Shoes

A feeling of contentment and peace, like you don't need anything else.

Etymology: The feeling you'd get if you had shoes made of gold.

Stranger: Wow, that was an epic ping pong match you just won! You must be feeling great!?
Me: I'm golden shoes baby!

by PP_GS December 20, 2018

Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"

"Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.

by Fourveinte September 8, 2018

Golden Friendy

The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.

Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"

Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"

Friend: "savage"

Other friend: "yeah"

by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016