globdule

The fatty lumps that you have in your bottom lip that you can feel when you bite your lip with your teeth.

I just got a fatty globdule caught in my teeth!

by iliketolickthepoontang March 5, 2008

shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum

last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

globalization

another word for new world order and one world government

globalization

by The truth will set us free April 25, 2009

Global Warming

The rise in temperature that is probably gonna kill us all

Global warming Heat Heat Baby Earth is fucked up

by GirlWithABroom September 3, 2019

GlobeCocking

Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.

<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!

by LarchOye October 15, 2009

imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.

What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

Globalists

A collective mind, of severely misinformed, and self righteous wankers, that piss uphill, and stand down wind.

"You can wear a pink mason's apron son, but then you'll be known as one of those, ....
Globalists

~ Your Mum

by anonymous February 3, 2021