Sass Gland

A gland near your pancreas about the size of a potato that controls your sass.
When you're extra sassy, your sass gland is seeping.

Sam: Hey Tipper, have you talked to Marcia yet today?

Tipper: Yeah! She's extra sassy today...her Sass Gland must be seeping!

by SMC42 October 14, 2011

Kevin Garnett

Best Player in the NBA can shoot, pass, rebound, and of course dunk!

Damn Kobe just got dunked all over by Garnett!!!

by NUMBA 1 WOLVES FAN!! May 8, 2003

garnish

A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.

Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?

by nate_j_y December 28, 2005

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

intently glancing

when someone pretends to glance to look at what you are writing or have written in an instant messenger session but is actually GLANCING very intently and has read EVERYTHING you have said

The creepy old man was INTENTLY GLANCING at my i.m. when i was chatting.

by Riter January 21, 2006

monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005

niggie gland

Niggie gland are the little black person living in the back of a humans brain telling you to take the dollas.

My niggie gland are talking give me all your money

by ThatPersonYouLove April 2, 2014