One who does not perform tasks with intelligent thought or foresight. One who's stupidity tends to impair the ability to complete simple tasks; idiot.
by erfbutterfly September 10, 2016
Get the Gerbil mug.The act of drinking out of an upside down plastic alcoholic handle after the neck has been bent, in order to mimic a gerbil.
by Missss Tasty May 23, 2016
Get the Gerbil mug.A Gerbil is the opposite of a cougar, a Gerbil is a younger person who specifically dates older men/women.
“Did you hear about how Jenny started dating that sugar daddy?”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
by Bye Elle August 13, 2018
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They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
by ☻☻☻ January 5, 2020
Get the Gerbil mug.Talking to her always cheers you up. She tries to be what she sees as "good enough" because she only sees herself as less than. She's one of the most caring people you'll meet, fights for her friends, but forgets about her own feelings. She's always giving advice to friends and listening to them without even thinking about her own feelings or problems. She feels like a burden when she talks about her feelings so instead, she prefers to smile and act okay. Everyone takes her self-degrading jokes lightly, but few know how insecure she truly is. Most people take her jokes lightly, and only worry sometimes. She tries to only trust a few people because she's scared of being attached and then being left alone. She knows she has friends who are always there for her, but she still thinks she has to fight her battles alone. She tends to have sudden periods of depression and pure sadness, where she smiles even though she's a second away from shattering. She fights for what she believes in and for everyone she loves. She can be a bit impulsive, but that's just her being silly. Her heart is fragile, and she loves all her friends. She would rather be in pain forever rather than watch one of her friends suffer. When she truly falls, she falls completely without looking back. She falls for the wrong guys and seems to always end up crying. She always puts too much faith in people and can be a little too forgiving and naive in her own ways.
Gerlita is so cute
by SawadeekaNanno June 10, 2021
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A Gerbil is defined as an individual whose mouth moves miles per minute, unable to stop speaking because they have a lot to say. Just as a gerbil runs quickly on a running wheel, an individual's mouth moves just as fast. Basically, you can't shut the f*** up. This term was created by two gerbils themselves, Jessica and Tobi.
This b**** won't shut up she's such a gerbil
by bunnygirlbunnyworldbabyj March 20, 2023
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