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This is geisha

Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.
Brittany: I hate being in this meeting for four hours.

Arwin: Me too, this is geisha.
by BEJ0124 June 11, 2011
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Geast

Pronounced /dʒist/ "jeest."

Noun. A portmanteau of "G", and "Beast." Literally refers to a beast that is a G.

Verb. To beat down in a sexually dominant fashion.

Derivatives:
Adv. Geastily
Adj. Geastly
Dude, Auron is a geast!

He claims to never lose at this video game, but last week he was geasted into submission.

Did you see that fool faceplant? Geastly!
by grassmudhorse April 4, 2009
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fat geisha

an imitator of somthing great; someone who uses other's greatness as their own; poser;hack
Beware his talent, I beleive he is a fat geisha who can waver in true ability.
by the internationals September 19, 2006
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gestapo

To grab someone on the balls with incredible force with the intent to inflict severe pain and discomfort. A method of interrogation used by the Nazi Gestapo who discovered that even the most hardest of men would spill the beans when their jewels were being crushed.
Dude why are you walking so funny?
Well i was hitting on some chick in the bar and said the wrong thing. Next thing i knew she gave a me gestapo and i was on the ground puking
by schizer December 9, 2006
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Geis

An incredibly small penis, aka micropenis
Did you see that guy in the shower? Yeah, he has a Geis.
by Ditia May 12, 2014
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Gestable

Gestable (n): I homosexual woman exhibiting traits of a male;
2. A man with low alcohol tolerance
3. A woman resembling a bulldog
1.Look at that asshole! He can barely take a 30 pack!

2.Shit Dude look at that gestable. That butch haircut it ridiculous.
by tirco October 10, 2007
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Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.
QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*
by razed November 2, 2007
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