future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.

Future Diary- tells the future

by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018

relative futility

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

Futterwacken

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

futo weyn

Pronounced similarly to "foot toe wayne," this Somali expression describes someone with a big ass.

Dude walking in the Hallway: (Sees a girl) Naya! (Hey girl) Walk faster; your friggen futo weyn is blocking the hallway!!

by somaliweeb May 18, 2018

futa

1. An acronym for "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," FUTA is legislation that allows the government to tax businesses with employees for the purpose of collecting revenue that is then allocated to state unemployment agencies and paid to unemployed workers who are eligible to claim unemployment insurance.
2. girl with penis

FUTA is absolutely necessary to ensure the structural integrity of modern society.

by D1sc May 19, 2020

futab

Acronym for "Feet Up, Take a Break."

Hey, it's Friday! Chill! FUTAB!

by myro December 28, 2008

Future

A legendary artist who's music provides an indescribable feeling of euphoria to his fans, The Future Hive. Also known as Future Vandross, Future Hendrix, and Future Christ

Latavious: Yo B what you listening to?
Brandon: That new future! Throwaway Pt.2 will change a nigga life
Ex. 2
Kelly: Why is Beyoncé singing the national anthem
Moksha: Right! These executives couldn't book Future to sing it

by Ky1GigEm August 5, 2015