fuckling

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.

p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."

by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022

Fuckle

A quantifiable unit of measurement where there is so much of a surplus that the only way to explain it is "That's a fuckle of (insert item here). This word is commonly used to replace the phrase (Fuck ton)

That's a fuckle of dildos

by FUck yeah it's me June 7, 2018

Fuckle

Fuckle is your microscopic buddy after you sexy time with your girlfriend. The "Fuckle" prefers to be named Mike Hawk Jr., but you can substitute it with My Penis II. It has been told in legends that people who reject their Fuckle Buddy die a very gruesome death that includes being castrated and learning how to ride a bike.

Guy: Hey what's that on the bed?
Girl: I don't know but I can feel it licking my anus
Guy: It's my fuckle buddy!

by NotGeneric November 4, 2009

Fuckling

the product of some bitch who only uses their kids for child support

there goes Sheryl-anne with her fucklings

by ungabungabitch April 11, 2022

Fuckles

The idea that freckles are so cute that you want to fuck the person with them.

Jane is so hot! she has fuckles.

by julianaboi December 15, 2017

fuckle

A faux buckle....a buckle that doesn't actually function. It's purpose is purely aesthetic. Typically found on shoes, boots or other clothing.

I like the fuckle on your boots.

by bdrick December 25, 2014

Fuckle

A name to call your passenger(s) when they don’t buckle their seatbelt

“Guys look! Mike isn’t wearing his seatbelt, what a fuckle!”

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz9203 March 3, 2022