Air Friction

The magical and elemental force that enables people, usually video game characters, to jump a second time in mid air without actually touching anything with their feet. The build up of air friction in the persons feet causes a massive downward force when it reaches critical levels and is expelled. Also responsible for hundreds of other random and mainly unexplainable occurrences.

It's a me a Mario
Jump followed by second jump off of Air Friction...

by Sgt. Gustav February 5, 2008

Friction Portals

Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.

Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.

person 1: I will fuck your mother!

Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!

Person 1: How does that work?

Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.

Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.

by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009

fractal jacking

The practice of videotaping yourself masturbating and then masturbating to the video. The process can be continued ad infinitum, till you have created a fractal of narcissistic pornography.

Fractal jacking is one of the top ten pastimes at Harvard.

I just reached the hundredth iteration of my fractal jacking; time to celebrate!

by tungstenseabass December 26, 2010

fractivist

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

southern friction

Term used to vaguely describe possible sexual fornication.

Did you get any southern friction last night?

by Jameson January 31, 2005

Anal Fracturing

Anal fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your anus, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your ass.

Aw dude, look at that chick over there. I would love to give her a good anal fracturing.

by Galefrocetech1 May 13, 2015

dick fracture

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.

i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.

by nobody else here April 24, 2017