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Frozen Desi

Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"
My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.
by Structure6 December 6, 2011
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frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C
Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?
by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020
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Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020
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Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.
Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.
by WTFunny September 18, 2020
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Frozen Wendy

A Frozen Wendy has occurred once a man has stuck his genitals testicles deep in a Wendy’s Frosty (of any flavor) and then proceeds to have vaginal sex with a female in order to warm his wiener up.
I love Wendy’s Wednesdays! Every week I take Barbara out for a Baconator and then give her the ol’ Frozen Wendy! What a great evening!
by kozhub July 13, 2022
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Un Frozen

"Quiero un frozen"

"un Icee?"

"obvio"
by Poisonbat October 24, 2022
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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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