five guys burgers and fries 

A heterosexual female or homosexual male who is both obese and promiscuous. “Five guys” refers to the servicing of many men, and “burgers and fries” refers to all the fatty food they eat.

Brenda really makes the rounds whenever she’s not stuffing down cheese and charcuterie plates. She’s no stranger to the biscuit tin and no stranger to the sausage bin. Five guys burgers and fries!

five guys burgers and fries by Nicholas D February 23, 2022

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? 

That famous song from Adventure Time.

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"

Daddy, why did you eat my fries? by banh a a February 18, 2020

Scampi Fries 

Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.

Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.

I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.

Scampi Fries by Ozwald Spatchcock February 5, 2009

cow fries 

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.

aka rocky mountain oysters

mmm! the cow fries are chewy!

cow fries by jackieC January 26, 2004

Liberty Fries

French Fries

After the attack of 9/11, Americans felt the need they needed to rename the French Fries to something more american-like. So they decided to rename them to Liberty Fries.

"Hey! I just got back from Jack In the Box."
"Really? Did you bring me anything?"
"I got you a Jumbo Jack with some Liberty Fries."

Liberty Fries by Shadow Flare December 28, 2005

FuckBush fries 

Too bad France still hasn't begun to sell them yet, for fear of being nuked.

I wonder if FuckBush fries taste better than freedom fries.

FuckBush fries by Mad Cat Mechwarrior July 10, 2003

Curly Fries

this is a working mans pubes. greasy,sweatty,and and curly.

omg his curly fries are hanging out his shorts.

Curly Fries by jonnie5 February 1, 2010