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Friction Fruit

A gay man, usually a Twink but not always who thrives and gets off on causing drama or "friction" between couples friends or people just for the thrill. They usually are looking for someone to confide or need them just to feel wanted or needed. A true friction fruit does it for no reason, they just are who they are and can't exist is a situation without causing drama.
Damn, RIP Ceasar. you were a total friction fruit. ❤️.
by Frictionfruit March 12, 2026
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.
My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.
by Dagalags May 28, 2025
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Frictivation

The act of intentionally introducing minor, irritating obstacles or bureaucratic red tape into a smooth workflow, believing that the resulting frustration will motivate the team to find a revolutionary workaround.
Derek, the twat, has been cock blocking me again with clients. Carrying out too much synergistic frictivation with Maureen, the bitch.
by anonymous October 23, 2025
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Friction Hogger

When one is so fat, (usually due to moderating discord servers and being a roblox veteran) they hog all friction in a space of a max capacity of 5.
Person 1: why is there low friction in dis bih? who is the friction hogger here??
by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 11, 2026
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double friction

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.
by Kristiana January 11, 2008
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car-frontation

when your in traffic trying to make a turn but can't due to a vehicle in the on-coming vehicle in front of you trying to turn in your direction, also blocking your route caused by on coming traffic for them as well, slowing you down yet even longer.
Why are you late for work? "i got into some car-frontation on the way here
by starsky88 November 6, 2010
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