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Ford

"Nascar Winston Cup.... Ford had 7 cars in the top 10 in the 2002 points championship"

whoever wrote that is a sack of shit, every single winston cup car has a CHEVY 350, eat ass.
by bald poon patrol June 29, 2003
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Ford

A term created by Vancouver rappers Grid and Junior to describe a very stereotypical caucasian person.
It comes from the names of the rapper and a baseball player 'Whitey Ford'
Two minorities spot a white person wearing abercrombie apparel and knee high socks.
Minority 1
"Aye look at that fuckin Ford ass queer over there"
Minority 2
"I say we beat the white outta that ford faggot jailbait"
by namean August 25, 2009
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Ford

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Why buy a Ford when you could've just bought a Dodge.
by MyZtYkAl76 June 8, 2018
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FORD

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Never buy one they will always fail you. Don't be a fanboy be a smart man.
Damn my Ford is broke again.

Jack: Found your truck on the side of the road.
Jessie: Yeah Its a Ford it what they are known for!
Ford's are a horrid car brand that are usually in need of as much fixing as possible.
Ford Mustangs are the crowd's worst nightmare.
RUN A MUSTANG!
Fuck should've bought a Chevy, these Fords suck!
by CoffeeBling June 3, 2018
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Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)
Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."
by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018
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It's a Ford

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.
Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."
by OneWithDarkness December 24, 2008
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Ford

A car,truck that is only good for changing the letters around to make "DORF"
Stupid Ford Driver 1:DUDE!GUESS WHAT DUDE!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:Dude,what dude?
Stupid Ford Driver 1:I changed the lettering around on my 1972 Ford Ranchero and now it says "DORF"!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:DUDE!SWEET DUDE!
by EvilPandaDog December 22, 2008
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