whoopin shirt

A shirt that is used to beat freshmen senseless, if they do not follow uper classmen orders

1. Do it one more time and we will bring out the whoopin shirt

2. Kathen Nolbus if you are late one more time, you get the whoopin shirt

by TheBrooklynSteamer November 16, 2014

Clown Shirts

With the resurgence of rightwing authoritarianism in the United States, frequently referred to as "Trumpism", and whose supporters were often known as "Trumpers", from whom a network of violent and treasonous individuals began forming sub-groups who began to coalesce into a paramilitary organization (or loosely affiliated organizations with ties to one another) known to the rest of civilized society as the "Clown Shirts".

Etymologically, and philosophically, linked to the SA or "Sturmabteilung" in German who were themselves the fascist paramilitary wing of the Nazi Party who were colloquially known as the "Brown Shirts".

"I drove past that DeSantis rally last week and saw a bunch of Swastikas and rebel flags being waved around in the crowd. The scariest part was the middle aged, over weight, mouth breathing incels with guns. Man, that place was crawling with Clown Shirts!"

by Dirty Shame February 3, 2022

dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

“
I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”

by hg_19 June 22, 2018

Shirt Saggage

When you can tell when a woman is wearing a bra or not, there is the definite underlining of the boob which the shirt may catch under.

Jayk: Hey Ramsey
Ramsey:Yeah
Jayk:Lisa isnt wearing a bra today
Ramsey: how do you know
Jayk: you dont see that shirt saggage?

by Dirty Wizzard September 30, 2011

shirt slasher

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.

He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

by Thats_funny__69 March 13, 2014

Wombat Shirt

A large, baggy shirt with unusual excess armpit fabric. Wombats are great in the winter and sweaty in the summer. (But we wear them in the summer anyways) A good wombat is always belted with a thick, matching, but not to flashy belt.

If you buy an overly HUGE shirt and belt it to make it look good, then u have a wombat shirt, congrats!

by 1 wombat at a time November 29, 2011

poohbear shirt

a large person wearing a shirt that's way too small doesn't even cover the entire belly

"Why are you wearing your Poohbear shirt?"
"Cause it's laundry day fool."

by Poohbear's cousin May 30, 2012