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flat escalator

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.
by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013
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Flat Earth Society

Flat Earth Society (Fervent Lunatics Allergic To Evidence And Rational THought) is a social group sharing an antiquated belief that the Earth's shape is a plane or disk. Known as flat earthers (FE), they accuse NASA and other space agencies of faking the images of Earth as seen from space, as well as every other space project, in an attempt to undermine the Word of God and to siphon government money for nefarious black projects. Anyone opposing their views or presenting evidence of a spherical Earth is deemed a government shill, disinformation agent, or sheeple.
1) "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"

2) - "Scimandan? More like,

NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"

- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at

wordplay to become a member of

the Flat Earth Society?"

- "Shill!"
by UhtredsonofUthred March 3, 2019
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u had flat

the phrase given to someone playing poker who holds a strong hand, but inevitably due to under-representing their hand, end up losing.
oipav... its typical that u had flat and middled yourself
by ALL_IN_KAPPA August 3, 2017
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fat bitch flat

A woman who only has tits due to her large size.
"yeah she cute but she's fat bitch flat"
by Hamatio October 16, 2017
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The Flat

Nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana. Called this because the word flat is within the word Lafayette.
We went to The Flat last night. Downtown was full of bitches.
by Louisiplaya January 17, 2009
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flat top

a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.
"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.

My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol
by strawberrycherry November 2, 2008
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flat

an adjective used to describe a girl with no ass or tits.
yo mama's so flat the wall's jealous of her
by pascal July 23, 2004
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