flarf

The act of blowing air into your partners anus.

"I was out with this chick last night, we totally flarfed each other".

by mrintegrity June 22, 2016

Fluff the covers

(V) Surreptitiously farting under the covers while your bed mate is out of the room just to enjoy the exclamations of disgust when he or she crawls into bed with you. Usually involves gagging and exclamations of "oh man!" Works best after foods like broccoli, eggs, beans...

You know, I really wish you wouldn't fluff the covers while I am in the bathroom getting ready for bed.

by Seven of ten November 21, 2010

flanfinniganed

The act of being anally reamed by a rogue troupe of travelling tinkers

Oh my god Mark!... Did you hear about Rich?... He got flanfinniganed by a load of gypsies. They said if he called the police, they would come back and spamjangle him!... Oh my god Jude thats awful!...

by Deeside Dude June 20, 2007

Flangita fluff

Similar to minge cakes. It is the crust that forms around the vagina after sexual intercourse if the vagina is not washed

Amy: Jennifer stop dancing, you are dropping your flangita fluff all over my carpet
Jennifer: Sorry, i had a bit of a rough night last night ;)

by dxfjxhldjf July 20, 2006

crusty banana fluff

crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.

Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?

Graham Norton: i can take care of that.

by Mr. Wibble May 1, 2008

Floffle

when you have 3 fingers and you have one anus. You insert the fingers into the anus and wiggle them about. Whilst doing this you shout 'Floffle, Floffle, Floffe'

josss and himself floffle!!

by Gregg Maxwell August 28, 2008

white fluff

an extremely high potency form of acid/LSD. Best taken in half your normal dose.

White Fluff will mess you up.

by John Naked February 3, 2004