Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

flabagoggin

a fat person that talks a lot

man that stupid flabagoggin would not shut up!

by kujo March 9, 2004

flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.

WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

Flaberduberic

Doing anything completely pointless simply for the sole purpose of entertaining yourself and frustrating the other people involved.

Arguing over the speed limit sign that you just passed. One says 30mph the other says it was 40mph. Even if you know it says 30 you continue the conversation for several weeks no matter how many times you pass it... no matter how many pictures or proof you continue to say it was 40 until everybody around you begins to agree and once they do you say.."What are you blind it clearly says 30mph..."
Your friends say... will you stop being so Flaberduberic!!!

by Throsk April 22, 2009