You were impeached and nowww you’re fired! Hopefully now we’ll get back to some semblance of the “green”. A hole in one for America and democracy.
by JustJustice November 13, 2020
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2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
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An individual who is the epitome of an asshat and overall gayness. This individual is the ancestor of salad-tossers and cock-gobblers alike.
by FatKidOnCake June 25, 2008
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A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.
Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."
Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."
Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."
Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009
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Get the shots fired mug.The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017
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