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willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.
e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa September 8, 2016
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Fidgeter

A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.
Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.
by 666kty March 15, 2025
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Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy
Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner
by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017
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fidget

Old slang term for female genitalia (from 18th c.)
Bridget has a smelly fidget
by Olon Shive April 19, 2018
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fidget spinner

a fidget spinner is something you friend will brag about because he bout a pack of 10 for $20 and you own one. he most likely has cases for them because they are supposedly rare but he found them on amazon.
your friend: yooo look at my fidget spinners

you: i don't care
your friend: but they have cases and they are rare
you: again i don't care
by your dad 5455 November 4, 2020
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fidget spinner

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by ߷cringybunny߷ October 7, 2017
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Fidget spinner

It means something you spin around that can get stuck places on your body.
"Aw man, look my fidget spinner got stuck on my arm.
by hateeeeeers July 9, 2018
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