Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

Fiddle

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.

I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.

by Paul February 28, 2004

fiddly oblivious

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.

Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....

by camellia April 29, 2013

biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008

fiddling while Rome burns

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

by duskins July 17, 2006

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

by Brandon W. July 12, 2006