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Ferti

Ferti is a definition of a guy who is somewhat of a wizard in the real world: his skills include releasing unbelievable amounts of words only to be followed by awkward silence in which the audience is not certain of what just happened.

The word Ferti can be used a slang for the philosophical paradigm of the tree in the forest and whether it makes a sound if no one's around to hear it.

Ferti is also a guy usually married to Vaya.
'That guy's such a Ferti, I think my ears are bleeding.'

'Would that Ferti talk as much if there was no one around to hear him?'
by afterglower December 6, 2011
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fertiled

Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?
by Thestig223 November 15, 2018
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Ferocious Feline

Sexy Stunning and extremely stunning young Femme, (Woman). Always with a gorgeous body, stellar facial bone structure,and "gives good face." Always and forever up-to-the-second fresh, stylish woman. Cutting-Edge and
ALWAYS ultra fabulous!! Fresh popular expression amongst the creative , uber-cool and most stylish, gorgeous Lipstick lesbians.
FEROCIOUS FELINE!:Ultra-Femme, Ferocia, Stunning Hottie , Sexy, Scintillating ~i.e.: "OMG! That party was rockin' all night w/ the 'F to the squared'!" Ferocious Felines galore! Schwiiiing!!!! ;)
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fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.
Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.
by Goody1 December 12, 2007
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male fertility

Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS
Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd
by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005
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feroth wheel

htyux
by Anonymous May 3, 2003
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Fergtivism

A trend-based, emotionally-fueled but ultimately short-lived variety of activism where people who have no connection to, and with no sincere concern for a controversial event show up and begin rioting, looting and inciting others to do the same just for the sake of getting on TV. Derived from Fergusen, MO, the flashpoint of recent social unrest in the US.
Jason: Hey, you hear about the 'hands up don't shoot' rally tonight down at the harbor?
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.

Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.

Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
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