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Feelings

FeELinGs. Such dramatical word for something that could be described as... What are feelings? It should be easy to share your feelings, isn't it? Well it isn't.

Feelings can even be hard to deal with when they're on a hypotherical level. When you are just questioning their existence, and not bothering the endless line of problems their temporary solution might lead to.

And here you are, looking up the definition of feelings, hoping to hold onto something, a weirdly exact definition, that'll mean a concrete sign, that'll end your suffering.

It is not that pile of words. All that these empty lines can lead you to is thinking. And even through you don't deserve all the suffering bearing with your thoughts, it's your legacy, your fate, because all human kind are screwed once they start to catch feelings towards another.

You are not alone in your situation.

You may have gotten a jackpot, or you may have caught feelings towards the wrong person, but anyway: you have to carry yourself on. You have to get your thoughts together once you're ready to end your pain, and tell them how do you feel.

It'll hurt like stepping on a fucking lego – seriously, it may will hurt. But you will be able to heal from such pain, because you are the only one that can really look out for you. At the end, everyone's their single(pun) and only company.

Feelings are difficult to deal with, but not impossible. You won't be stuck with your current views and – well – feelings forever. Times will change.
Person1: Oh shoot, I feel a lil' confused, am I catching feelings?

Person2: *will not be lifting up a metal cross, because they learned how to deal with theirs* Yeah, you probably are.
by Wellimscrewed May 30, 2021
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Zombie Feelings

When feelings that you think you've buried come back and in full force. These feelings almost always result in heartache of some sort. Like a zombie, once dead now risen from the grave to eat you.
I thought I was over Jill until I saw her at the mall. Then I got zombie feelings for her.
by Pidgin March 24, 2009
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The Butt Feeling

That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.
Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.

Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.
by hellomynameisntslimshady March 5, 2009
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That Funny Feeling

An emotion experienced primarily by Millennials and Generation Z. A sort of comforting acceptance that the planet, society, the human race and your entire future is turning to shit before your very eyes. Is usually triggered by a realization of the ridiculousness of the state of the world and late stage capitalism, often occurring during excessive use of technology/social media, or watching the news.

(From Bo Burnham's 'comedy' special Inside)
I was reading the latest climate news and I just felt That Funny Feeling.
by TaylaGreen November 8, 2021
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fellin

"Dude your car's fellin!"
"I know, right?!?!?!"
by Waltizzle!!! April 11, 2007
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I'm Feeling Lucky

A unique Google search option which automatically takes you to the first (or most relevant) page of your search results. In layman's terms, a fast and lazy way to search.
I was too tired that night for heavy searching on Google so I simply used the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button without hesitation.
by Vyse November 8, 2007
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falling to the communists

1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.
"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."
by secret trust October 6, 2003
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