jiffy feet

When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.

Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.

Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!

by Matt C. April 4, 2005

Fecetime

The art of FaceTime-ing while pooping

Hey Paul, wanna FeceTime with me?

by MikeLaury August 15, 2016

Dribble Feet

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.

Jamie: Mum...HELP, i had the shits on the way home and now i've got dribble feet.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Fagetron

A person who expresses faggetry to a large extent.

Boy: Oh no, my mom is calling!

Boy 2: Tell her to lick my nuts

Boy: Shut up fagetron!

by lovestud12 August 3, 2012

brown feet

an immigrant who comes to the U.S. from a southern country

The brown feet take our jobs.

by michael thomas June 10, 2003

six feet

1. A height of an American man in the 80th percentile. 1 in 5 US men are at least six feet.
2. A measurement of 72 inches in the US system.
3. What insects have.

I am not six feet, I am five foot eleven.

by 5'11"Racer December 23, 2006

fecetious

full of sh!t in an obvious way.

you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story

by David L. Martin November 2, 2007